tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19712343542600347452024-02-08T09:36:03.535-08:00Eraser That Sits On My Pencil's EndThe world is such a small world. So why is it so hard for us to come together?Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-32889643411803126352011-03-26T20:36:00.000-07:002011-03-26T20:36:35.865-07:00Must you be a hipster?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hello. It is very late tonight, but I'm still typing. I know, it's surprising. Any who, I was out in Beavercreek tonight with my family, just going around to some shops and getting somethings. One of which was a novel called 1984, which you need to read for it is fantastic. Anyways, we decided to go to Chick-fil-a (or however you spell that) to get some dinner. We ordered, we sat down, we ate, and then we got our free refills. As we were getting our refills, it happened. My heart dropped, and everyone began to stare. Walking through the door into the restaurant was someone no other than a ... hipster. Yes, the agony. If you aren't aware of what hipsters are then let me explain. Hipsters are basically people who follow the hipster subculture of urban clothing mixed with bohemian style. Not that this is bad or anything, because it isn't, but it is the personality that most have that tends to get on people's nerves. Most have this arrogant, stuck-up way that they walk, how they talk, how they simply do everything. And if you heard anything about hipsters, they are known for saying things such as, "You probably never heard of that," or, "That's too mainstream," only to further that arrogance that comes off from them. It's a foul stench, I must say. <br />
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Anyways, this hipster comes into the restaurant and my family begins to stare. They all know my feelings toward hipsters, and knew I was bound to say something. And thus, I did. I whispered to my father, "HIPSTER," and he smiled. Yes, even he knew that this person was a hipster, more of a hipster wannabe actually. They were wearing those glasses with metallic circles on the corners, they looked as though they hadn't shaved in months, looked awfully dirty, yet still had this persona as though they were better than every single person in the room. Yes, I know that I'm not one to talk, but when someone like a hipster enters my life, I have to do something. It's only fair for all the work they do to people all the time. So instead of going up to them and telling them how hipster they are, I decided to write about it now. And I am at this moment. So I guess that idea is becoming true. <br />
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Overall, this post is displaying my annoyance with hipsters. I don't hate them, but I have a large dislike against them. And not because how they dress, but of how they act. It isn't funny, so stop. Be you, for once. Everyone knows that people are not simply identical, we are all different. So we can't make a culture of our own that A LOT of people can follow. Instead, we need to do what we want to do, act how we want to act, instead of following what we think is popular. Because in all seriousness, not that many like hipsters. So it isn't much too popular. Well, only popular in the negative sense. DARN YOU HIPSTERS!</div>Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-63558050532956695072011-03-20T10:39:00.000-07:002011-03-20T10:39:27.455-07:00UNNECESSARY POST (#3)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I just noticed that this blog is pretty much turning into unnecessary posts and updates. And not that that's bad or anything but I'm losing my style. So what's to do? Well, it surprisingly is quite obvious. I need to go back to that style I used to have where I was informed and ready to debate. The only problem with that is that I really have no idea where to get any inspiration from. I mean seriously, I have been dimmed to such a level that I really have no clue where to start. But something came by me today that just struck me like a brick. And now I have a bruise on my arm because of it, but that's beside the point. Anyways, I've been watching John Green's videos lately and I'm starting to realize that we have A LOT in common. We both share similar political views, and are not afraid to express them to the public. We both share a interest in literature and I'm guessing he loves to write like I do (he's written a few novels, so I'm only basing it off of that). He often refers to himself as a nerd, which in turn is what I usually do. We both like to talk about fun facts and like to talk about interesting things (what Lady Gaga said on twitter is not an interesting thing). I'm talking about straight-up mind blowing things, (perhaps not mind blowing, but extremely interesting). Like Russian Tsars or Archdukes of Austria. Well, at least WE both find those things interesting. You might not, but no matter.<br />
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Anyhow, for the past four (maybe five) months, I've been wanting to make vlogs on Youtube. The only problem is ... well, my voice is awful. I just don't like it on camera. I'm fine with it when I hear it myself (through my skull which is frankly just the vibrations it causes on my brain that is what I hear) but when I hear it on recording I just freak the freak out. But people don't seem to feel that way, which is weird because people are quite opinionated naturally. To have no complaints about my voice when little things always deserve critique from people seems like a counter-paradox (that term is completely being used incorrectly, isn't it?). Anyways, I might go back to thinking about vloging and I'm hoping to get some viewers soon. Thus, we return to what this blog has to do with anything. If I'm making vlogs, what does that leave for this blog? Well, not much. That's what I'm concerned about and I keep thinking over this decision. So, for now, I have no idea what's going to happen. I just know that I'm changing my style to something I like (I FINALLY FOUND A STYLE, YAY!) and I'm going to make a few things much more interesting. Thanks to John Green I believe that I have found a correct path and I'm going to try to stick to it. <br />
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For starters, this blog is changing. At first I started writing about things that got on my nerves and of all the contradictions I found in life. I usually used an egotistic alter-ego for these and when I reread them I am shocked that that was actually me who wrote it. Basically, if I can get any idea across, it would be that on the other side of your computer screen, I am actually a really nice person that likes to help and can always be there as a shoulder for someone to lean on. Just because I know things and like to express my knowledge doesn't make me rude, and I want people to understand that. When I say something that seems "smart" as people might say, I don't mean for it to be as though I'm superior. I have no negative intentions when I say them. I'm merely just sharing knowledge but people take it the wrong way, and I apologize for that.<br />
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Second, if you have ever been offended by the entries on this blog, I must apologize for that is not what I wanted to do. I want to make people laugh and I want to make people smile. I'm only now learning how to do that, so please give me some time and practice before you critique me as though I've been doing this my whole life. In relation to this statement, I am deleting my 20 Things I Hate entry because in all honesty, number 21 is that entry (lol). I usually contradict that list all the time, and I actually did just now by saying lol. Anyways, that entry is going to be GONE ... FOREVER! I'm going to delete a few entries that have been rude or offensive and change somethings about certain entries so I can make a new slate for myself. I want people to start seeing this blog in a new light and wanting to actually come to it ever-so-often for a laugh or two. Don't get me wrong, I'm still going to stick to some of my roots that gave me viewers, but I'm not going to stick with the ones that made me infamous. <br />
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And third, I want all to understand that this blog is not amazing or marvelous, but it's not the worst thing ever seen. And I say that because certain critiques that I got were saying things about how it was the worst blog they had ever seen. I understand that some entries are just awful, but in all modesty I must say I have written a few blogs that have made my friends laugh. That's all I'm here for, so that's an accomplishment in my books. I'm changing this blog into something more agreeable and I want people to actually enjoy it. So I hope you like the new changes and can hopefully see my true side soon. </div>Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-63083491602677639562011-03-19T14:11:00.000-07:002011-03-19T15:40:23.277-07:00UNNECESSARY POST (#2)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Apparently now it is a musical law that if you slow down even the worst songs to such a degree that they will sound so beautiful that the mind cannot comprehend. I know, I'm surprised too. <br />
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It's Saturday, Saturday, gotta get down on Saturday!</div>Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-66329151144315183372011-03-18T13:30:00.000-07:002011-03-18T13:30:27.340-07:00Am I The Lorax Of Your Eye?So ... how are you? It's currently raining cats and dogs as well as their toys out here where I live and I ... I love it. Yes, I am a devouted fan of rain and would much rather have it rain all winter than snow. You know, snow is somewhat boring. It's all white and stuff ... while rain is completely clear and such an empty canvas. I also love the sound it makes. Ever hear snow make a sound when it touches the ground? I didn't think so. But you can hear rain from a mile away. Maybe not a mile away, but you understand my point. You do understand it, right? Needless to say, rain is a fantastic attribute to our lives and I would like to express this love through a picture:<br />
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H'm? You don't see a link to a picture? That's the point. I want you all to look outside whenever it rains and just take a picture in your mind. Paint the picture until it looks fantastic, upload it to your computer then to some type of picture downloading website (flickr, photobucket, twitpic, whatever), then send me a link in the comments section. Do whatever you want, I just want to see a picture of the rain. I'm going to keep these pictures during the summer when I'm drowning in my own sweat. I want to remember the times when life was easier, and Mother Nature gave you water and air conditioning for free. Anyways, this entry is pretty much useless but you know ... I do that a lot. I don't really like to make full pointed stories in my blogs. I already did that yesterday with Paul the pig at a Christmas dinner. Remember that? I surely hope you did.Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-16269930626633503192011-03-17T14:39:00.000-07:002011-03-18T12:58:22.934-07:00Is This The Real Life?I'm pretty sure it isn't. But what's to do? Absolutely nothing. Unless we can somehow intervene with a Higgs Boson particle and disrupt the fabric of space time like the thin silk it is. But I am rambling. Always rambling. Like a pig on Christmas. How is this like a pig on Christmas? I have no idea. But let us look at a situation similar to this:<br />
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This pig's name is Paul. No specific reason why, I just like the name Paul. Anyways, this pig is sitting at the family table with a few humans. Because you know, humans eat their Christmas dinner with their pet pigs. They do it all the time. Nevertheless, Paul speaks like a human which is a feat in itself. So he can express his opinions on things with ease, like us humans naturally can. Which isn't that good, but you know, we must SUFFER! <br />
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Anyways, as they are sitting at the table, Paul picks up his fork. Because his pig-hands can do that, duh. His owners are eating some broccoli casserole, which they spent four days making. Why exactly it took four days to make is beyond me. So when they pass the bowl of broccoli casserole over to Paul, he tries to pick it up but it falls on the ground and shatters all over the floor. In agony, he cleans it up and apologizes. They give him a weird look of, "Well, okay ... it's not a big deal," but no, it IS a big deal. He spends most of the dinner grunting as he cleans up his mess. And frankly, this part is somewhat unnecessary since it has nothing to do with the fact this is is the real life, (well, pigs can talk, so I guess that's the purpose that this is fictional ... or is it?), but what can I say? <br />
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As Paul rambles to himself about his mistake (HA! THAT WAS WHERE I CONNECT THIS STORY TO RAMBLING) he notices that he is merely cleaning the already spotless floor. The mess was all cleaned up and they were almost done eating. In fear, he sits back at the table and begins to eat some potatoes. And it happens. A drum begins to slowly play as the suspense becomes unbearable. The wife of the owner comes in with a plate of ... ham. Yes, ham. Paul freaks the freak out and runs away. Nice going wife! But Paul comes back so don't worry.<br />
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That was pretty much the whole purpose of this post. I was thinking about this at school and wanted to write about it. Well, how scared would you be if a family of pigs were serving human meat? Pretty darn scared, am I right? Anyways, thanks for reading and be expecting a few more posts in this next week. I'm pretty bored and have A LOT of ideas to talk about. Oh, and if you could follow this blog so you don't have to actually check it all the time and could just get messages if I make a new entry, that would be fantastic for both of us. I like seeing a few new followers in my followers box. It could be from my OCD, which is minor, but still ... I like seeing that. But doesn't everybody?Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-23993820241130947782011-03-14T15:55:00.000-07:002011-03-14T15:55:12.130-07:00UNNECESSARY POST (#1)Like the new background? Yeah. That's Frank Sinatra. It's a mugshot. So I'm excited about this art craze I'm doing with <a href="http://www.picnik.com/">http://www.picnik.com/</a> with defying famous pictures into different forms that bring about this shocked feeling. I'm going for that Andy Warhol look and I hope everyone that actually reads this blog likes it a lot. Well, hope you like it. It's a present.Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-25343305502957253912011-03-14T15:42:00.000-07:002011-03-14T15:42:08.014-07:00UPDATE (#2)Woah! I just realized that no one reads this blog. Who have I been apologizing to all these times? No one? That's weird, I know. But what's to do? What's to be done? Nothing, apparently. I have no idea what else to say right now. It's been like another two months since the last post, which is unfortunately probably really strenuous for you guys. Or guy. Or no one. You know, I just got an idea. My friends are leaving next year during the summer, so what if they spread the news? Yes, to all of those at their new schools. Oh, I'm excited. New people to comment! ATTENTION! This is obviously just a joke of course, but what else can I say? I'm excited now.<br />
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Anyways, I have finally finished Atlas Shrugged, which I must say is one of the best novels I have ever read. I'm excited to read The Fountainhead, which is somewhat of a prequel to Atlas Shrugged. Actually, I got The Fountainhead today (I was originally going to get The Feminine Mystique, but the library at my school didn't have it because women's rights activism is apparently not a good public ideal here). So overall, I am on an Ayn Rand rush and I can't get enough. Ever heard of Bioshock? Yeah, that game was based off her novels. So if you are a fan of Bioshock, you MUST read Ayn Rand. Of course, it isn't as exciting, but I love books with a good political philosophy. Like a modern-day Socrates, as I would say she is.<br />
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So ... I've been done with gym for some time now and I am having a blast with all the freedom. No one understands how lenient life is without gym class. NO ONE. Well, except for those that hate gym as myself, which is probably a lot. Fortunately, I have been able to write in the time I have away from physical activity and I created a few new ideas. If you have any wonderment about these, just write about it in the comments section and I might give you a few answers via email address. Magical things happen with email addresses. <br />
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Thus, I must end this update with the idea that drama is a pain and no one likes it. So stop. I know this is off-topic, but I have dealt TOO much with this in the past time. SO MUCH DRAMA SURROUNDS ME AND I MUST SCREAM! I'm sorry, but drama is unnecessary and it needs to stop in public schools. I'm so random. And I must lol my butt off. That's all for now. I might update later on in a few days or weeks, but know that if you find this blog, spread the news. I want to blog, and I need people to blog to. So come back and I will blog. Thank you.Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-63332838508227114052011-02-01T21:49:00.000-08:002011-02-01T21:49:53.242-08:00Have You Ever ...? (#2)For all you males out here, this one is for you! Just kidding. I don't deliver messages like that. I'm not a ... Stephen Colbert, I don't do things like him. Am I admiring Mr. Colbert right now? Maybe. But I'll never tell.<br />
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Have you ever been in a restroom, and it's all empty? So it's like, "F*ck yeah! Empty restroom! All to myself!" Then, as you're using the urinal, a really tall guy walks in and uses the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! It's like, "Hello? There's multiple urinals over there. Why we have to be right next to each other in order for you to urinate?" Then you suddenly stop peeing for some reason and you keep trying to but nothing comes out. But there's still that feeling that you do. So you have to wait until the guy leaves (and there is always that awkward silence while he's using the restroom). And for some reason, most of them wash their hands really slowly. So it's like five minutes until they're done. Finally, they leave. Then you're like, "OMG! That took forever." Right as some urine starts to flow, another man walks in and repeats the process. You give up and hold in your pee because of some butt-wipes.<br />
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Has this ever happened to you? Post a comment with your story.Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-35737138609367678242011-01-19T17:58:00.000-08:002011-01-19T17:58:57.528-08:00UPDATE (#1)So, what's up with y'all? I have not made a blog entry in like two months, and I apologize. I've had to deal with ... GYM. Yes, I know, it was torturous. But I finished it and I'm so glad. During my experiences, I made a few novel ideas that I'm very proud of. I'm currently reading Ayn Rand's novel, Atlas Shrugged, which is good so far. I've made a few viable claims politically for my belief because people keep getting mad at me for not being fully informed with EVERYTHING they believe. And to that, I just smack thee! Excuse me sir for not knowing everything single thing of your political belief. But I'm pretty sure you don't either. And at least I get my information from liable sources; you just get it from whatever the English teacher tells you (this will be explained in an entry I'm dying to write). Anyways, I've been sick lately with a cold, I learned most of my friends are moving far across the state during the summer break, Ayn Rand is a fantastic author no matter her political belief, and Bioshock is the greatest video game ever created. That's all for those two months. Nothing too much. Black Swan!Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-45568595489543037192010-11-28T15:49:00.000-08:002010-11-28T15:49:20.327-08:00Have You Ever ....? (#1)Have you ever been watching television, and there is nothing on? So you do something else to pass the time? Then randomly, someone comes into the room while you're doing something else, and they decide to turn the channel? Then they just keep turning the channels and finally notice there is NOTHING ON? So they just leave the room all mad as though YOU caused the television to be useless at that time?<br />
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Yeah, it's annoying. If you have an opinion on this, write it in the comments section. <br />
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(This is a new type of blog I wanted to start that truly just asks questions. I'm going to start a vlog soon, so I won't have much time and creativity left to write full-blown blog entries as I did in the past, but I'll try when I can. To compensate, I will bring up a subject to you, the reader, that I want your opinion on. Sorry for the inconvenience, but school is getting tedious and all these extra activities are draining my mind out)Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-92070905853153350082010-11-27T23:17:00.000-08:002010-11-27T23:17:20.768-08:00Who Knew?I have a secret. It's so secret and secluded that only a few friends know it. Not even my parents know. It's pretty obvious, but they never asked, so I never mentioned it. Okay. Here I go. My secret is:<br />
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I can sing extremely high notes.<br />
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Ha. I got cha! You were thinking something like I was coming out of the closet, but I defied your logic. That prior assumption will never happen, sir. Because I was never had a need to be in the closet. Because I'm NOT GAY! Now I win.<br />
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This is just going to be a short post since it's 2:04 a.m. and I'm bored. But that secret is NOT a lie. I can sing notes so high that you would think doctors surgically removed my genitals for alien research. Yeah. It's freaky, not natural for a mature male as I am, and I'm NOT ashamed of it. I like capitalizing NOT because that's the point here. I like doing that, so shut up. Since I feel like talking personally, I'll clear things up about myself.<br />
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I do NOT have a girlfriend. I don't want to be in a relationship. So shut up. People won't stop bothering me with that question.<br />
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I do NOT like country music. I hate it, along with the culture of Texas.<br />
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And, I do NOT like people who call me gay. They can just shut up. Because I just proven them wrong with this post.<br />
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(If you were wondering, the highest note so far that I can hit is an G5, which is higher than you)Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-80803035479221867782010-11-09T18:44:00.000-08:002011-03-18T13:36:33.558-07:00Truly, Is Anyone Going To Buy Ice Cream From You?I haven't wrote a blog entry in about three months, and I feel so guilty. Everyone who reads my blog deserves better than from me, so I am sorry. I apologize, so now it's time to get on with the entry.<br />
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I've been bored pretty much all Summer, and I truly just want to lay in a hole like Smeagol. But my constant boredom isn't even the worst part. I have to listen everyday to an ice cream man driving by. And no one, NO ONE, can even comprehend how annoying that is. Envision this: I'm writing, having a good idea in my head, then he drives by. I lose my train of thought, and have to throw that piece of writing away. NO! And whose fault was it? His, all his. Let me explain:<br />
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He can use the excuse that he NEEDS to sell ice cream to people for money, but that isn't a logical answer. You see, one does not NEED to sell ice cream. Frankly, no one NEEDS to sell anything. It is entirely his choice for that specific occupation, and he needs to take credit for it. Because he surely takes responsibility for it when it's for something good. <br />
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As you can see, he no longer can use this excuse. So what's another? Oh, that he NEEDS to play music to aware others that he is near. Really? The loyal customers of your business should be standing on the side of road, waiting for you. Those are the customers you need to sell ice cream to, no one else. And because no one does that, that must mean you don't need to sell ice cream. My original point in the paragraph above. So if you need music to attract customers, then you need some other type of advertisement instead. My logic is proven.<br />
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What's another? Oh, I know. Children need ice cream to survive, so he is only supplying a need to humanity. Oh sure! That's what it is! No doubt! I feel nauseous now. This excuse is so outrageous and idiotic that I cannot even comprehend the reasoning. First off, the first ice cream was dated back to 400 BC, but even then it was not ice cream. It was fruit flavored ice. So this does not work. Common ice cream that we eat today was only created in 1846 when the hand-cranked ice cream maker was created. So how did humans survive for all the time before 1846, or even before 400 BC? They just did, because ice cream is not necessary. Trust me, I've gone a week without ice cream recently and I'm perfectly fine.<br />
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So what else does he have? Nothing else. I have logically disproved the ice cream man and now he must go away. You are free to use these suggestions in court against him if you want. I know I'll use them, so why can't you? Just mention my name, and they'll know exactly who to believe. I'm known in the court system as a genius, and they respect me highly. Your welcome.Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-88247655067035396412010-08-15T15:09:00.000-07:002011-03-18T13:37:25.895-07:00Why Do I Have To Put The Seat Down?This blog is going to be short, because I have other things to do today. Anyways, I have a question for only the males. After urinating, why do we have to put the toilet seat down for the women? Is it really that hard for them to just put the seat down? Why do we have to go out of our way, so they don't? <br />
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While talking on the whole toilet thing, why do people flush if urine didn't come out? I mean truly, sometimes nothing comes out. So why do we still flush? I'll tell you why, because no one wants to see the remains of nothing in a toilet. Frankly speaking, they don't want to risk the chance of seeing "urine"; which really isn't that big of a deal. People act as if they've never seen it before, yet they urinate many times per day. So why is it foreign to them?<br />
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Also, public restrooms scare me. You know when you walk into a stall, and someone thinks they're just better than anyone around and doesn't flush? Yes, that is a nightmare. Not only because they didn't flush, but that they were either too lazy to or thought someone else should flush it for them. No, I'm not going to flush their digestives down because they don't want to. So I just move to another stall and have someone else flush that bowel movement,(literally), down the pipes. <br />
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Again, this is for the males. Do urinals just scream insanitation to you? They're always dirty-looking to me, and that scares me. Frankly, I don't know who urinated there, and it scares me to just think about it. That's why I use stalls to urinate, it gives more privacy. <br />
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Last, why do people just walk out of bathrooms without washing their hands? Don't they see those H1N1 alert commercials, trying to make people worried for their lives? Apparently not, because those commercials scared me; and now I wash my hands. I understand that the soap dispenser is dirty and that's why they made that automatic soap dispenser, (which is truly unnecessary). But the last time I went to Walmart, they had automatic sink dispensers. The water just came out because it sensed your hands, which sounds very wrong. But really, companies have made it so it's nearly impossible to make an excuse to why you didn't wash your hands. But truly, if I wanted to wash my hands, I would. Just because I don't doesn't make me bad, it's just on my decision. STOP TRYING TO CONTROL ME, SOCIETY!<br />
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A Poem, By Me:<br />
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"Soft riddles in distress,<br />
Why, oh why can I not express?<br />
Lost in memory, gone from shore.<br />
I can't use anything <em>public</em> anymore."Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-71858023035985156602010-03-26T05:59:00.000-07:002011-03-20T10:52:11.601-07:00Is Frosty Really A Snowman, Or A Wendy's Desert?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Just wakin' up, as usual, and I notice the clock says 8 o'clock. What?! My God, I'm late for school! But as I was running to my bathroom to brush my teeth, I saw an anonymous white fog through the curtains of my window. I pushed them open, only slightly, and saw the magnificent glory of the color white. Wait, back that up; I mean the glorious color of snow, because I don't like the color white much. Anyways, it was snowing, and I was of joy. To pile upon the excitement was the fact that my school had a two hour delay, watcha! So now, I just sit; waiting for 9:30 a.m. so I can leave. But for some reason, I want to go to school. Miraculously, the snow made me fond of the bricked solitude; which is odd in my books. Not to say I don't like school all the time, I'm a straight A student. But sometimes I'd rather block out the fools that call themselves "jocks".<br />
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I'm bored today, so I'll talk about snow again. Has it ever occurred to you that if it's so cold in the outer layers of Earth, that snow would be inhabiting it? I mean really, the water cycle states that it evaporates and goes into the air. Isn't that air cold? If so, that would make the water turn to snow. Or ice, whatever you prefer. Wouldn't that make the outer layer of Earth a snow and ice sphere, making Earth look like Hoth? And also, what makes the process of snow different than ice? If you look, they both go through the water cycle, so what is different? <br />
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This isn't going as planned. I can't think of anymore questions about snow. Hm, what to ask? What about snowmen? Yes, snowmen. Or better yet, Frosty the Snowman. Does he really come to life, just on the fact of his hat? Can a hat really make an inanimate object come to life? No, I don't think so. Why the creators wanted to entice children to put hats on random things, just to see if it's capable of living, is absurd. I know that kids are young, but that is plainly just common sense. You can't put a hat on a dead body and call it living again now can you; no, you can't.<br />
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Also, Frosty is just one big vanilla Frosty from Wendy's. You know, the treat that's usually chocolate, but now they have vanilla or any other topping to put on it. But surprisingly, they don't have strawberry. If you have chocolate, and you have vanilla, just finish it with strawberry. It isn't that complicated. Anyways, Wendy's stole from the theory of the children's song, and that bothers me much so. If Wendy's can't take the heat of business, why do they still remain? It isn't as if they can keep copying for long, they'll just go out of business. I sure hope they don't, though. I am surprisingly a fan of their food.<br />
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But to conclude this blog, I will leave you with one last thought about Frosty the Snowman. Why does he always smoking a pipe?</div>Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971234354260034745.post-66079821037635887682010-03-25T12:21:00.000-07:002011-03-20T10:47:48.128-07:00Is Sonic Really Faster Than Light?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> I was just watchin' Sonic X last Saturday morning, and I came across a pair of questions. How does Sonic run so fast, and how does he talk if he's a hedgehog? There isn't any special crystal or the aspect that he just learned it, so what's the answer? There isn't one, because the creators of Sonic didn't think it up. And really, emeralds? The whole idea is based around chaos emeralds that for some reason are a fetish to a pedophile with a weird moustache; how original. That was sarcasm, just so you know. I could have thought up of Dr. Eggman in my sleep, he looks just like the killer in The Lovely Bones movie. I kidd you not, if you watch that movie, (which you shouldn't, horrible movie), then you will see the resemblance. I mean seriously, his body is the shape of an egg, which is not funny. Obesity is major problem in America, and he is just supporting it more. <br />
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But as I was saying before I started on Robotnik, (Dr. Eggpuss, who I only call that because he reminds me of a cat for some reason), Sonic never has a reason to his accomplishments. He can somehow speak, and even better, he can speak English. Unless he actually came from the United States, England, parts of Canada, or any part of world that speaks such language, then they need an explanation. Also, what makes those shoes so special? I mean really, Shadow and Silver both wear them, and they can run like Gemini Man on steroids. But truly, I'm not that mad about their speed. I couldn't frankly care less. I've seen others who have even faster speed, like Speed Racer, or Jerry running from Tom. So I'll leave that alone, the creators are okay on that one; but the whole speech thing is upsetting me. And it isn't just Sonic X that does it. Almost every show with a creature separate from a human somehow speaks the language of the viewers. Such as One Piece or My Neighbor Totoro, (which happen to be one of best shows and best movies of all time). But seriously, every show has characters speaking a language usually non foreign to us, without an explanation. I need an explanation.<br />
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Well, I'm done now. I'm still in constant question on why people make animals speak, but I should find out soon. If you know the answer why, tell in the comments section below. But if you don't know, just enjoy these last sentences for today. So ... salutes for now.<br />
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"Silence! I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!" -Robotnik (See how much of an butt Eggman is. Really, he has to be such a cocky thing?)</div>Noah's Cape From Realityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232051799512688915noreply@blogger.com1